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Don't forget that your vote will always be counted. Exorcise your right to vote forever. Even if your kids burn you when you die, you are still particle matter and your vote is a valuable commodity. Every corpse is a valid Chicago voter. So. Fill out this form today!

This side to be completed by the dead person.

This side to be filled out by the crook in the family that wishes to sell the dead person's vote.

Remember. Vote Early and Vote Often. That little diebolt mouse in the corner is pre-programming the evoting machines and already has a head start on you ... !! ...

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